I like to think of myself as part of a very accepting community, and as an accepting person. I've written before, on this blog, about how geek culture should exist to be the warm, embracing hug that all of us need after years of being "that weird guy," or, "That girl doesn't talk much. Do you think she might kill us all?" We, as a group of outcasts that is slowly becoming more and more powerful and mainstream, have a responsibility to be as open and accepting of whatever comes our way. And I try to live by that philosophy. When I met my wife, I hated Star Trek with a passion. Now I can tell you which captain I think is the best, and even argue the point. (Still Picard.) No one's perfect, but I think I do a pretty good job. But there was one area that still just creeped me right out.
Furries.
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| According to CSI, this is the Furry Murder Rush, right before they EAT YOU. |
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If you've been on the internet for more than a week, you know about Furries. They're a group of people who feel, as I understand it, that they're closer to animals than humans. They pick a specific animal, whether its a real one or a fantastical one like a unicorn, and they dress up like it whenever they can. Some of the time this just involves a pair of cat ears and a tail, but a lot of Furries sink a lot of money and time into constructing the kind of costumes you might see at Disneyland - big, cuddly, furry animals. Hence the name.
And yes, a group of them does enjoy adult pursuits while wearing the big furry outfits. It's called "yiffing." This is the laser focus for what most people know about Furries, and certainly what I knew about them. I had thought it was just a sexual thing, and a gross sexual thing at that. And that's the thing these days, isn't it? If something's a little off, it must be perverted. That's why people think Bronies are child molestors, after all.
Then, last week, I first heard of Lieutenant Pandez.
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| The one on the right, in case you were wondering. |
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Lt. Pandez (although his pips make him a Commander), is one of those rare breeds of Double Nerd. While he may be a giant, furry, panda-cat hybrid, he is also a Starfleet Officer.
The Lieutenant first appeared on my radar on Reddit this week, when he shared this set of pictures:
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| The look on Patrick Stewart's face. |
When Mssr. Pandez posted these images, the haters came out of the woodwork. And this is Reddit, which can alternate between the most welcoming place in the world, and a living engine of pure hate spit from the depths of hell. I jumped into the thread, all set to watch the fireworks fly as people took aim at this weirdo deviant. Then...something strange happened. I watched the good Lieutenant take on his haters with a humor and understanding - he won each and every one of them over with a smile. Soon, his detractors were his defenders. After all, they said, it's just something he likes. Why should we judge? Soon, the anti-furry posts were downvoted into the darkest depths of the Gamma Quadrant, and the thread was full of love and acceptance.
Someone asked the giant anthromorphic man what his favorite story of meeting a Star Trek celebrity was. He told us about the first, second and third time he met Levar Burton.
The first time was fairly standard. He came to one of the tiny photo booths they have at conventions, snapped a picture with Levar, exchanged a few kind words, and that was that.
The second time, he wanted a picture with his real face in it. So when he went into the photo booth with Levar Burton and Brent Spiner, he took off the Panda head. Levar still recognized him (possibly because he was still wearing the feet), and remembered his Furry name.
...At this point, my brain is filled with a mental image of Levar Burton saying "Hey, Pandez! Good to see you!" This fills me with joy.
Anyway. He leaves the photo booth, puts his head back on, and goes back to the convention floor. A few minutes later, he gets a tap on the shoulder. Levar Burton is standing behind him. He looks him over, now in the full Cat/Bear suit, and simply says "Much better."
Star Trek has always been about tolerance. In the 1960s, Gene Rodenberry had to fight every day to keep a black woman on the bridge of his ship. In the 80s, the crew of the Enterprise took a member of the race that had been their greatest enemy and welcomed him to the crew with open arms. Even the more war-heavy Deep Space Nine is filled with the message that the universe can only move forward if we are all more open minded. The cast of Star Trek has embraced this. When I went to a Star Trek convention in San Francisco, I was constantly impressed with how much they took care of their die-hard fans, no matter how socially or physically awkward.
With that said, Levar's reaction is not surprising. But it
is a good example of what my wife calls a "teachable moment." I looked at that story, and thought long and hard about how I'd been acting. And then I did some research. Turns out, most Furries are not in it for the sexy times. Most furries genuinely feel better in a different body, and with a community of people that understand and accept them. Who can blame them?
Really, in the end, isn't that how we all got here? We're geeks. Nerds. Freaks, even. And we've gathered into this tight knit little group because we were outcast and tortured for who we are and what we love. For years, sure, we tried to make ourselves the cool kids by excluding and looking down our noses. But the reason geek culture has grown so much in the last two decades is because we left that behind, and started opening our minds and our hearts.
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If Trekkies and Star Wars nerds and Browncoats and Whovians can all sit together in one giant hall one to twenty times a year, we can open the circle wider. We can let the Bronies in. We can let the Twilight fans in. And we can let the Furries in.
After all, they're just like us.
CHIMICHANGAS!
The Ace of Geeks Podcast reviews the new Deadpool video game this week,
but that's not all! We'll discuss Joss Whedon's new adaptation of Much
Ado About Nothing, re-watching the X-files, a review of Smash Up the
card game, and why you all need to MAKE SURE PACIFIC RIM MAKES MORE
MONEY THAN GROWN UPS 2. And somehow, in all of that, Jarys still finds
time to be wrong about Die Hard. Abed would be mad, yo.
The Ace of
Geeks is back, and we've got our review of the newest superhero flick,
Man of Steel! But first, we dive into our most in-depth Harry Potter
discussion ever, as Jarys has finally finished the books! Plus, we
dissect Microsoft's turnabout on the X-box One, we look at the newest
Star Wars casting rumors, and we'll discuss...Jesse Ventura's biceps?
The Ace of
Geeks podcast returns! Well, half of us anyway. Jarys is out this week
visiting family, but Mike gets joined by not one but TWO guests! We
welcome back Eric Jacobus of the Stunt People, and welcome for the first
time Alain Bloch of the Golden Gate Knights! These two Star Wars fans
and stunt folks are producing a first person series of lightsaber
battles against the one and only Darth Vader-but what starts as a simple
interview about that turns into a fascinating discussion about the
nature of filmmaking
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this week, the Ace of Geeks is joined by David Oberholzer, one of a
group of Survivor fans trying to get their tribe onto the show, and by
doing that, revitalize televisions longest running reality TV show.
Then, Mike and Jarys discuss terrible fan fiction, Electronic Arts' new
slice of the Star Wars pie, whether Zach Braff should be using
kickstarter, Ender's Game, World War Z, and a review of Iron Man 3!
The Ace of
Geeks gives you a quick bite after the meaty Bioshock Infinite Episode,
and right before at least one big interview! In this episode, we
discuss why Cthulu's a thing, the Old Testament and the cartoon movie
The Prince of Egypt, vaguebooking, Jarys' imagined history of the Harry
Potter universe, and we give #1 fan Alisha the ending of the podcast she
wants!
