My husband was away on a business trip, and I was all alone with
the cat. When my husband isn't around, I take this opportunity to watch TV
that he doesn't care about, usually
reality TV. I was about to binge watch
all the seasons of Top Chef, when I saw an add for Hemlock Grove, a TV
series produced by Eli Roth. I love supernatural things and I really
love Femke Janssen, so I decided to go for it. I found myself watching
both seasons, not because it was a gripping story but mostly because I
was sure that it would get better. It really didn't.
Hemlock Grove is based off a book by Brian McGreevy, of the same name, and it
is your typical werewolf / vampire buddy TV series. It features a
mega-corporation ruling a small town, Femke Janssen as a mysterious
femme fatale that is obviously a vampire and evil, (but no one
notices) a monster hunter backed by the Roman Catholic
church, (who's a lesbian!) and gypsies, who are also werewolves. Oy.
I think my main
problem with Hemlock Grove is that it tries to pack as many tropes into
one story as possible, to hit as many subculture groups as possible. I
don't usually mind this, (
Witness her love of Doomsday. -Ed) but Hemlock Grove made me think that McGreevy and the show's producers think the average person watching this series is an idiot. Here are
some of the more labored points.