See Parts 1 and 2 of our IAAPA coverage here!
The head cold is still going. So everybody: Dayquil, coffee,
coffee, biscuits, gravy, coffee, bacon, sausage, fruit, OJ, coffee, GO!
Cholesterol, sugar and protein are excellent cure-alls. At least they are in my
book.
The show opens around 8am EST with a beautiful ceremony
involving speeches, women in tight dresses, speeches given in heavy foreign
accents and a live show of some sort. Last year there were some German stunt
people and a rather lovely female contortionist, although not at the same time. The
contortionist’s costume was what I would call diaphanous. Most would call it
transparent. Most men would just make panting sounds and rude gestures. I’ve
learned a great deal of self-control over the years so I kept all my impure
thoughts just as such. This year was no different, I’m sure, though I was
asleep at the time, so I don’t really know what happened, but I assume it was
lovely. The combination of jet lag and a head cold can ruin your mornings if
you don’t do your best sleep them off.
